Alpha Male Baby Scale app analytics for December 9

Introducing Alpha Male Baby Scale—the only pregnancy tracker built for Alpha dads who don’t speak avocado. This app is for fathers who understand that greatness starts before day one. See your baby develop in a scale you understand. No avocado nonsense, just rounds of ammunition representing every stage of development. From BB pellets in the early weeks to 9mm rounds, .50 cals, grenades, and eventually a tactical warhead by week 38. This is a tool for men who don’t see themselves in soft-focus parenting apps. The kind of guys who lead, protect, and show up—but on their own terms. Alpha Male Baby Scale translates fetal growth into a language that hits harder. Because this is your mission now. Every expecting dad gets: * Weekly Ammo Comparisons: See your baby’s growth as powerful, iconic ammunition—from a 9mm hollow point to a 30mm GAU-8 round. The size of this ammunition will be your reference to how your baby is developing in real, physical ways.
 * Widget Ready: Your current “round” lives right on your home screen—so every time you pick up your phone, you’re reminded of what’s developing
 * Daily Alphamations: Every morning is a mission. Stand tall, place your hand on the bump, and speak truth into your heir. These are not affirmations—they’re Alpha-phrased declarations of strength. 
 * Sigmacasts: These aren’t lullabies. They’re psychological blueprints. Each episode is designed to instil confidence, strength, discipline, and wealth into your future Alpha—before they even open their eyes. 
 * Alpha names: Every day, unlock a hand-forged name designed to command respect and loyalty. These aren’t trending baby names. They’re dynasty declarations.

 And the more you know what’s going on inside, the better you can show up outside. We’re not here to sell your data.
We’re not here to tell you how to feel.
We’re just building something real—for dads who want to connect, without pretending to be someone else. No fruit. No fluff. Just firepower.