Are You Dead? - Sileme app analytics for January 15

Are You Dead? — The App for the Existentially Anxious Look, we get it. You live alone, you watch too many true crime documentaries, and your mom calls you three times a day just to hear you breathe. Stop the panic. Start the tapping. Are You Dead? is the low-effort way to tell the people who tolerate you that you haven't been abducted by aliens or slipped in the shower. FEATURES WE HOPE YOU NEVER NEED: The "Not Today, Satan" Button: One tap every morning. That's it. It’s the easiest win of your day. Congrats on waking up! The "Ghost Protocol" (Guardian Circle): Add up to 10 friends. If you forget to tap, we annoy them until they check on you. It’s like a group chat, but with higher stakes. The Passive-Aggressive Nudge: Friends can buzz you if you're sleeping in. It’s the digital equivalent of poking a stick at something to see if it moves. WHO IS THIS FOR? * Introverts who want people to care, but from a distance. * Solo adventurers (or people who just trip over rugs a lot). * Anyone who wants to leave a legacy of "Responsible Adulting." Download Are You Dead? now. Because your plants can't call 911.