LarpCasino: Fake Casino Games app analytics for October 1

A casino simulator where the house edge is a slider you control. No real-money gambling. No accounts, no wallet, no withdrawals, nothing to cash out. You start with 300 invented credits, handed out once. A reinstall brings that same counter back. The point is not to win. Every wagering game prints the odds it is running at. THE GAMES Crash. Cash out before it busts. Blackjack. Beat the dealer to 21, with splits, doubles and insurance. Poker. Texas Hold'em against a table of bots. Mines. Pick gems, dodge mines. Roulette. A single-zero wheel. Red, black, or the number itself. Pinball. Drop the ball, take the bucket. Chicken. Cross the road. Don't get flattened. Dice. Call it over or under. Slots. Three reels, one payline. Dragon Tiger. Two cards. High card wins. Loot Boxes. Open a box. Pray for the watch. Six are free: Blackjack, Roulette, Chicken, Dice, Slots and Dragon Tiger. Crash, Mines, Pinball, Loot Boxes and Poker are Pro. YOU SET THE ODDS It ships on Vegas Floor, a 5% edge. One tap retunes the floor: Fair at 0%, Real Casino at 1%, Vegas Floor at 5%, Cruel at 10%, Player's Edge at −3%. Win Everything and Lose Everything force all eleven games until you pick another preset. Most games have a house edge dial. Zero is fair. Ten percent bleeds you dry. Negative is a house that loses money. Blackjack's return comes from the rules: a natural at 1:1, 6:5, 3:2 or 2:1, whether the dealer hits soft 17, and how many decks are in the shoe. The app says what each rule costs. Dragon Tiger's edge is the tie: lose all, lose half, push, or win half. Poker has no house. Its chips never touch your credits. Dice keeps a fair payout and moves only by bias. Bias rigs the result and leaves the printed payouts alone. Slots pull the reels together. Pinball herds the ball into the cheap middle. Roulette skews the ball toward what pays you most, or least. Mines, Chicken and Loot Boxes do the same to the next tile, the next lane and the next drop. Blackjack and Dragon Tiger deal seconds: the shoe peeks at two cards and keeps the one that suits the house. Crash can bust at 1.00× on top of its edge. The felt does not change. The return does. Script the next rounds in order, then save that house under a name and switch back to it later. PROVE THE MATHS The RTP simulator plays up to one million rounds, with Flat, Martingale or Paroli staking, and reports what came back. When bias has moved the real return off the printed one, this is where you see it. Running it is Pro. Reading the odds is free. EVERYTHING ELSE Autobet, with stops on a gain, a loss, or a number of rounds. Bet history and your realised RTP. Minimal, Arcade and Royale — it opens on Arcade. A currency mark: the house chip, Bitcoin, Ethereum, USDC, a symbol, or your own image. Not a wallet. Star a game to pin it. Haptics off if you want. English, French, German, Italian, Spanish, or the device language. NONE OF THIS IS REAL Credits cannot be cashed out or transferred. A million of them is worth nothing, and nothing about your play is uploaded. 10,000 simulated credits can be bought as a one-off top-up on this device. Pro sets the counter to any figure for nothing, so that pack is offered only without Terms of Use: https://www.larpcasino.com/terms Privacy Policy: https://www.larpcasino.com/privacy