LarpCasino: Fake Casino Games app analytics for September 19

A casino simulator where the house edge is a slider you control. There is no real money in this app. No accounts, no network, no deposits, no withdrawals, no way to cash anything out. Every credit is invented, everything stays on your device, and the point is not to win. The point is to see exactly how these games take your money, because every one of them prints the odds it is running at, right on the screen. You start with 1,000 simulated credits. THE GAMES Crash. Cash out before it busts. Mines. Pick gems, dodge mines. Dice. Call it over or under. Pinball. Drop the ball, take the bucket. Slots. Three reels, one payline. Blackjack. Beat the dealer to 21, with real basic strategy rules, splits, doubles and insurance. YOU SET THE ODDS Every game has a house edge dial. Move it to zero for a fair game. Move it to ten percent and watch a slot machine bleed you dry. Move it negative and see what a casino that loses money would actually feel like. Then go further. Each game has a bias dial that rigs the outcomes without touching the printed payout table, which is exactly how a near miss is manufactured. Slots pull the reels toward each other. Pinball herds the ball into the cheap middle buckets. Blackjack deals seconds from a shoe that peeks at two cards and keeps the one that suits the house. The felt still says the same thing. Your return quietly stops matching it. Blackjack gets the levers a real pit boss has: what a natural pays at 1:1, 6:5, 3:2 or 2:1, whether the dealer hits soft 17, and how many decks are in the shoe. The app tells you what each rule costs you. One tap presets: Fair, Real Casino, Cruel, Player's Edge, plus global Win Everything and Lose Everything switches that override all six games at once. PROVE THE MATHS The built in RTP simulator plays up to one million rounds against whatever you have configured and reports what actually came back. When a bias dial has pulled the real return away from the printed one, this is the only way to find out where it landed. Free for everyone. EVERYTHING ELSE Autobet with Flat, Martingale and Paroli staking, and stop conditions. Full bet history, plus your realised RTP measured against the odds you set. Three themes: Minimal, Arcade and Royale. Pick your currency mark: the house chip, Bitcoin, Ethereum, USDC, a text symbol, or any image from your library. Star your favourite games to pin them to the top. Haptics you can switch off. NONE OF THIS IS REAL LarpCasino is a simulator and nothing more. Credits cannot be bought, won, cashed out or transferred. There is no wallet behind the token logos. Nothing is uploaded, because there is nothing to upload and nowhere to send it. Simulated gambling, rated 17+. LARPCASINO PRO Every game, every payout table, every odds readout and the full simulator are free, and always will be. LarpCasino Pro unlocks the two controls that let you rewrite the simulation: Editing the odds. The house edge dials, the bias dials, the forced outcomes, the blackjack rules and the presets. Without Pro you can still read exactly what every game is running at, you just cannot change it. Editing your bankroll. Topping up your credits or setting your balance to any figure. Resetting back to 1,000 stays free, so you can always start again. Pro is available as a yearly subscription or a one time lifetime purchase. Pro buys the controls, not credits. Payment is charged to your Apple Account at confirmation of purchase. A subscription renews automatically unless cancelled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. Manage or cancel in your Apple Account settings. Terms of Use: https://www.larpcasino.com/terms Privacy Policy: https://www.larpcasino.com/privacy