Mini Reader app analytics for December 21

We stripped away everything you hate about modern apps. What’s left? Just your book, a simple page turn, and the terrifying realization that reading is now your only option. (File support: EPUB and MOBI. If you need more, you need a different app.) Features We Bravely Omitted === Cloud Sync Your books are stored right where you left them: on your device. Just like a real book. If your phone breaks, that’s called "tragedy," not "our problem." Social Sharing Nobody cares which chapter you’re on. We never added the button, saving you from this performative digital obligation. Reading is a solitary vice. AI Recommendations We won't suggest "You might also enjoy Breathing: An In-Depth Guide." We assume you know how to pick a book. Achievements & Badges No gold stars for finishing Chapter 1. The satisfaction of reading is its own reward. (Yes, we know that sounds suspiciously positive.) Extensive Settings Menu We have fewer settings than an elevator. Tap to go forward. Tap to go back. Congratulations, you’re an expert user. Analytics Tracking We genuinely do not know, and frankly, do not care what you are reading. Your privacy is protected by our sheer indifference. Minimalist Functions That Somehow Made the Cut === Opens Files A surprisingly complex task for an app this simple, but yes, it handles EPUB and MOBI. A Clock & Battery Indicator So you can confirm that it is, indeed, 3:00 AM and your device is almost dead. We call this "reader accountability." Volume Button Paging Up for previous page, down for next page. It’s an efficiency hack designed for peak thumb lethargy. Theme Toggle Two entire color schemes! This feature alone nearly violated our minimalist charter. Use the sun/moon icon responsibly. Final thoughts === Who is this for? The reader who knows where their files are stored and doesn't need their technology to be their friend. Mini Reader. It just works. Please don't contact support asking for a complicated feature; our team is busy reading.