The Persuasive Page app analytics for December 28

Hello, copywriter, and welcome to Daniel Throssell’s Copyland … where this free app is your ONLY hope of survival! Plenty of better copywriters than you have woken up in the infamous ‘Dark Room’ — only to end up devoured by hungry goo-’roos … annihilated by copywriting AI … or turned into a squeaking, unoriginal copywriting hamster. But with this app in your pocket … YOU might just stand a fighting chance! From the palm of your hand you’ll have access to hours’ worth of FREE copywriting training from Daniel Throssell, inappropriately known as “Australia’s Best Copywriter”. And as you journey through the crazy adventures of the Parallel Welcome Sequence … you may even discover MORE rare & valuable treasures to add to your inventory! Plus — should you choose to invest in any of Daniel’s premium copywriting training — your entire armament of copywriting weapons will be accessible here in this app, in your pocket whenever you have a spare moment: whether you’re on the train … or washing the dishes … or at the gym … or washing the dishes on the train to the gym (hey, I don’t judge your lifestyle, you weirdo). But before you can have ANY of that… You need to complete the arduous step of … erm, well, you know … installing this … free app. Yes, that’s going to be tough. It’s going to be hard. But I believe in you. You can press that download button. You can install this app. You can DO this! And if you don’t? Well, the mega-lions aren’t far away…