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A 2D offline brainrot meme-animal brawler where Orcalero kicks chaos, fridge camels rumble, and cursed creatures fight for absolutely no reason. Welcome to Anomaly War: Brain Rots — where logic goes extinct, and shoe-wearing whales face off against rhythm anomalies, fridge camels, and creatures born of pure brainrot energy. Fight through 3 absurd campaigns, then face off in the ultimate Dominator Brainrot showdown against a final boss unlike anything that should exist: Dexus Brainos. Whether you're drop-kicking a sushi cat or throwing toast as a rhino, the battles are fast, the physics are weird, and the universe is beyond saving. 35+ Playable Anomalies from the Italian Brainrot Meme Multiverse: - Orcalero Orcala – Killer whale with shoes and lethal kicks - Frigo Camelo – Refrigerator-torsoed camel chaos - Capybarello Cocosini – Coconut-shelled capybara - Nuclearo Dinosauro – Bomber-plane dinosaur anomaly - Vaca Saturno Saturnita – Saturn-cow that spins through space - Bombobini Guzini – Duck-plane hybrid with splash damage - Cappuchino Assassino – Espresso assassin with silent foam - Ballerina Cappuchino – Spinning, caffeinated elegance - Pandachini Bananini – Panda + banana. Why? - Cacasito Satelito – Satellite rat with orbit slap - Ta Ta Ta Sahur – Teko-shaped anomaly with built-in slap - Madu Dung – Sticky honey tank - Garam Mararam – Salt-based emotional damage dealer - Trippi Troppi Troppa – Orangutan with a fish head - Boneca Ambalabu – Tire frog with human legs (don’t look directly) - Il Cacto Hippopotamo – One-legged cactus hippo - Cocofanto Elefanto – Coconut elephant with trunk-based rage - Glorbo Fruittidlo – Watermelon crocodile with crunch attacks - Rhino Toasterino – Rhino with toaster horn artillery - Bambini Crossini – Deer-croissant hybrid (high dodge, flaky defense) - Tralalero Tralala – Shoe-wearing shark menace from Italy - Trulimero Trulichina – Cat-fish-human combo from deep regrets - Shimpazinni Bananinni – Monkeybanana monkeybanana - Dinosahurus – Drum-carrying prehistoric anomaly - Tok Tok Tobi Tok Tok – Cactus camel horror - Tak Tak Takbiran – Rhythmic brawler with unknown origin - Lirili Larila – Cactus-elephant anomaly - Pussini Sushinni – Sushi cat fighter - Giraffa Celeste – Floating giraffe of the stars - Kangurutu Bomborutu – Jumping chaos kangaroo - Udin Din Din Dun – Rhythm-based brainrot - Espresso Signora – Tiny espresso-powered fury - Bobritto Bandito – Outlaw beaver with no laws - Brr Brr Patapim – Forest-snouted monkey anomaly - Vaca Trulimero Trulichina – Cow-globe hybrid disaster There are also a few anomalies that weren't supposed to be here. If you hear strange night-time sounds... ignore them. If you see a bat... it’s definitely not holding anything. If someone says "tung" or "sahur," they're mistaken. Definitely. HOW TO PLAY: - Move with the joystick - Tap to punch, slap, kick, or bite - Build up your Anomaly Meter with combos - Activate Sigma Moves for screen-breaking chaos Pick your fighters in Free Fight Mode or battle through all 4 campaigns and try to survive Dexus Brainos FEATURES: - 35+ cursed anomalies, each with unique attacks and animations - 3 campaigns + 1 Dominator Brainrot campaign with a final boss - Offline 2D versus action — no need Wi-Fi, just chaos - Meme-tier visuals, weirdcore vibes, cursed sound effects - Simple controls, deep combos, and maximum absurdity - Forgoten anomalies, mysterious echoes, and maybe even something... familiar, tung? - Free updates adding more brainrot with every patch This is Anomaly War: Brain Rots - A high-IQ, low-sanity, meme-fueled mobile brawler where even forgotten anomalies might return. Just don't say the name on sahur. He's not here anymore. ...right?