Here is some stuff I found on my computer you can have for free I used to have a file of extreme pumpkin patterns includes the greatest pumpkin designs from my first two books and two presidential candidates from 2008(?). There were a total of 48 pumpkin patterns but I lost the file! I was bummed about it, but then a guy named Jake, who described himself as a "data hoarder" emailed me a copy of my own file!  In the meantime, while searching for the pumpkin patterns file I started to find all sorts of pumpkin carving related nonsense that I wrote. I thought that you might like some other weirdness to go with the pumpkin patterns.  The patterns are only OK anyway. There are some gems, but some are a little out of date. The designs I made are not quite pattern type of carvings anyway. My designs are typically best when they are a little ugly, a little lopsided. I encourage you go freehand anyway. All this for absolutely nothing! It is totally free. The site won't even ask for credit card information. No charge. Nothing. I have nothing to sell you. My books are all out of print, and I haven't come up with anything else. Just take my downloads and be happy.Here is how to order: Click on the "add to cart" button. This will send you to the shopping cart. Fill out the order form. After you complete your order you'll get an email with links to download the files. If you like the files, let me know. I'll look for some other weird stuff, or maybe I'll write something else that is strange. I hope you have an extreme halloween.  -Your Friend, Tom Nardone