Prime Minister Sim: Politics app analytics for October 25

You're the new Prime Minister. The last government imploded on live television, Downing Street is yours, and the entire country is watching — waiting for you to fall. Prime Minister Sim is a fast, funny, gloriously unfair political survival game. Every month a fresh crisis lands on your desk. Every choice pleases someone and enrages someone else. Keep four factions — your Cabinet, the Backbenchers, the Media and the Public — from turning on you. Let any single one hit zero and you're out, and tomorrow's front page will be merciless. It's Reigns meets Yes Minister: swipe-simple decisions, deep satirical consequences, five-minute sessions, and a government that never, ever stops falling apart. WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR • 640+ hand-written crisis cards — scandals, summits, strikes, gaffes, cover-ups and pure farce • Four faction meters that remember everything you do • PMQs Duels — choose your dossiers and face the Leader of the Opposition across the Dispatch Box • Sack your own ministers — drop the plotters, pull fresh faces off the backbenches, and watch the loyalty (and the knives) • A Rival who circles the moment your ministers stop trusting you • Backstories & manifesto pledges — promise the earth, then live with it • General elections, second terms, and a succession system where your successor inherits your mess • The Daily Bellow prints your obituary the day you fall • Gentle, Standard and Brutal difficulty • Game Center leaderboards, achievements and a Hall of Records HOW LONG CAN YOU LAST? Most Prime Ministers don't make it a year. The all-time greats barely survive two terms. Your job is simple: outlast the shambles who came before you — and leave office with fractionally more dignity than they did. ALL FICTION, ALL SATIRE No real politicians, no real parties, no real events — ever. The Rt Hon. ministers, the tabloids, the national mascot with teeth: all invented. Any resemblance to actual government is coincidental, and frankly tragic. The full game is free to play. Occasional ads appear only between completed turns and can be removed forever with one optional purchase. Privacy: https://www.cong-le.com/privacy.html