GO INTERNATIONAL! Dating app analytics for November 12

FIND YOUR SOULMATE WITH INTERNATIONAL DATING! On a planet with 8 billion souls, chances are that your soulmate doesn't live within a 30 mile radius, chances are that he or she is out there waiting for you. So dare to be different. Take a chance on something a little out of the ordinary. GO INTERNATIONAL! - Do it for your soulmate. Do it for love. And most importantly, do it for you. Because you are more valuable than what the local dating market might tell you. Let the world tell you how amazing you are. Discover how your perceived value on the dating market could be completely different in another country. Become exotic, become different, become the prize. All while staying you. And if you don't care about perceived value and all that nonsense I just spouted, then just download the app because of the simple common sense "fact" that people who download an international dating app are more serious than casual swipers on your friendly neighborhood local dating apps. You have to be pretty dang serious to consider dating across borders, 'cuz it ain't exactly easy, you feel me? So logically, it's just the much better choice for you. Anyway, I've talked enough so let's get into the features or whatever. Well, GO INTERNATIONAL! Dating is an international dating app. Shocker, right? You definitely didn't already know that. And international means like global dating. Double shocker. It has international singles. Triple— okay, it's gotten lame now, I'll stop. Anyway, it's supposed to have international singles if anybody ever finds the app, and we all know how— Oh, yeah, you're already here. Forget I said anything. We have amazing international singles for you to enter into a serious relationship with and maybe even get married to and have beautiful babies with. Cross-cultural relationship babies. Serious upside. W's in the chat, everybody!!! So the interesting thing about GO INTERNATIONAL! Dating is that apart from swiping, which you can totally do because it's like the current meta and pretty fun and addictive, you can also participate in the totally awesome international community or global community, whatever you prefer, dear app search engine. And there is like cool games you can play together to get to know more about each other, which is pretty revolutionary if I have to say so myself. Try out the Relationship Court - it's a pretty dang good time with a potential future co-parent (and cross-cultural dating partner - you happy, SEO overlords?) And there's like something called the Compatibility Genome, like I don't even know what genome means, so I'll probably rename it, but the feature basically let's you answer questions and stuff and then you can see how much a potential match matches you. Matching combo fully intended. But the best thing is that you actually have a full dating profile where people can actually get to know the real you. Go INTERNATIONAL! Dating is basically designed as a place where you'd love to hang out. I want the process of finding your one and only to be as fun as possible. Whether he or she is from Colombia, USA, the Philippines, Ukraine, Brazil, Indonesia, or Mexico. South America, North America, Asia, Africa, or Europe, and all the other places in the world that people might type into the app store to find this app. And to get in the last few words that we all know and love here in SEO land: GO INTERNATIONAL! Dating lets you meet singles from around the world, match and chat internationally, and maybe even find love around the world. Like seriously, go find your soulmate. GO INTERNATIONAL! Dating of this magnificent app store commands you! And always remember: Your person could be anywhere.